A Weak Man's World
This is an excerpt from Chapter Two (Primetime with Preston) and Chapter Four (It’s All About the Yachts) of my book, which is filled with sketches and other rants about the state of American politics and business.
The book is titled Whose Economic Game Do We, THE PEOPLE, Want to Play?
The following panel is one of many sketches in this book that are obviously based on a New York City "news" station that calls itself real news. However, this sketch is not a duplicate of Fox News.
My version of Fox News is another station that is filled with terrible actors who are terrible at the vicious art of murdochwashing.
And these assholes are 100% honest about who they are before the show, during commercial breaks, and after the show while chatting with fellow propaganda producers and actors on the set.
Never heard of that vicious art of murdochwashing?
Greenwashers act like environmentalists but, in reality, are supervillains who are murdering our only home. Murdochwashers act like journalists and American patriots but, in reality, are supervillains who are murdering the American Dream and our 'small d' democracy.
This panel is about how the goons of the Murdoch Family Cartel, every Project 2025 author, and every MAGA politician think about the importance of women in your life.
Here are a couple of panels from Chapter 4 (It’s All About the Yachts) featuring one of MAGA's most pathetic men.
The rural Millennial white men are not sending their best. This guy, like every MAGA goon, is a professional liar.
The following fake pivot didn't happen as quickly as I portrayed it, but it was this fucking stupid.
This plea is not part of the book because the book is a big-picture post-election conversation.
Hey, fellow Gen X rural American white men!
If you are reading this before the most critical Tuesday in our lifetime ... for the women in our lives, please do not vote for men like this.
Please do not let men like this have this power.
For fucks sake, we are the voting block that is carrying these assholes to victory.
Vote for the Gen X rural American white man on your ballot. The guy who is the opposite of these assholes. Vote for the guy who represents the best of us! Vote Governor Walz!
And for you Northern Colorado, Nebraska, Kansas, and Iowa voters (and all our friends in neighboring states who have traveled to Nebraska just to get a runza), vote for a guy who knows what a runza is! Runza is the only good fast food restaurant that has ever existed!
(I might be biased)
And please vote for a guy who doesn't see the future of the family farm as a dead business like the last Agricultural Secretary in Trump 1.0 declared.
The Trump administration's message to small farmers: Go big or go home.
Sonny Perdue, President Donald Trump's agriculture secretary, said Tuesday during a stop in Wisconsin that he doesn't know if the family dairy farm can survive as the industry moves toward a factory farm model.
U.S. Agriculture Secretary: Family farms might not survive - October 2, 2019
And I know Walz said he doesn't want it, but the best leaders don't seek power; they earn it. And wow! We could get the highest-qualified Gen X rural American white man behind the Resolute Desk eight years from now!
VOTE HARRIS AND WALZ!
And to get to that glorious day, please vote for the most qualified presidential candidate in our lifetime, Kamala Harris, to deliver us non-women-hating rural American white men a world that does not exist to enrich the assholes that want to control the lives of other humans.
FYI, Kamala Harris will be the first president in our history to have experience in all three branches of government. That is right! Executive, legislative, and judicial!
She is beyond qualified and ready to lead. The other guy is a proven slumlord, rapist, fraud artist, felon, and ... ∞
Tough fucking choice, fellas!